I: So you want to be a pilot? What experience do you have?
B: Well, I’ve never flown an airplane, but I have insulted a lot of pilots.
I: OK. Do you know anything about the business?
B: Well, I used to drive a bus. As a matter of fact, I drove a number of them into a ditch.
I: Good. Anything else?
B: Sometimes I’d take passengers’ money, then not drive them anywhere. It was hilarious.
I: Naturally, you’d have a crew on an airliner. Are you good with people?
B: Oh, I love stewardesses the most. I just grab them by the pussy.
I: You’re hired!
