Nov 9, 2016

My Interview with Trump Airlines

I: So you want to be a pilot? What experience do you have? 
B: Well, I’ve never flown an airplane, but I have insulted a lot of pilots. 
I: OK. Do you know anything about the business? 
B: Well, I used to drive a bus. As a matter of fact, I drove a number of them into a ditch. 
I: Good. Anything else? 
B: Sometimes I’d take passengers’ money, then not drive them anywhere. It was hilarious.
I: Naturally, you’d have a crew on an airliner. Are you good with people?  
B: Oh, I love stewardesses the most. I just grab them by the pussy. 
I: You’re hired!
 

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